Yesterday — The car ate my glasses. It was pretty bad timing, I had just pulled up to the mall where I was hauling in the iPhone, the iPad, and the MacBook Pro to get them sorted out because they were not getting along with each other or iTunes – and were all yelling […]

i put on my glasses

I am far sighted. I can read a street sign fifty blocks away. Close up, I cannot read the directions on a box of Thanksgiving stuffing. I only pull out my glasses in public in restaurants. To read the menu. I was with a man the other night at a restaurant. I pulled out […]

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glasses

the car ate my glasses or, a martian wouldn't do that

i put on my glasses