The spagghet sauce and I — Have split a bottle of wine. The spagghet sauce says I totally got more than half that bottle and wants me to open another bottle just to even out the score. The spaghett sauce is a total liar jeez wine hog! ON THE CORRECT SPELLING OF […]
Long long ago — In a galaxy far far away [okay Austin but quit it I am trying to set a tone here] I moved to [yes] Austin and I and a bunch of friends went to the Austin film festival. [Okay two years ago stop it what about setting tone here was not […]
This is so wrong. Yet still I post it. [Psst, turn on your sound.] :::chinese chicken::: [ps : stiletto sent that to me she and i are still cracking up way too hard]
You are — French Food Snobby yet ubiquitous. [Ubiquitous? Really? I am not sure the quiz people know what ubiquitous means.] People act like they understand you more than they actually do. [Damn you Food Quiz, just when I thought people were actually getting me!] :::what kind of food are you::: where […]
There is — A “volcano taco” commercial on the television. I cannot hear the sound, I have been working and had the sound muted I just like to have some sort of visual something dancing around in the background. But now I look up and see “volcano taco.” The “volcano taco” has a strangely […]
So now — The red terror is subsiding I have this fear of Brazil nuts. It is still not clear whether I had some kind of measles or some kind of violent allergic reaction [lasting days?] and only two things were different before it all started. One, I tried on a pair of stockings […]