A long time ago — I hit guy on a bicycle. I was in a car. He was on a bike. Like most things work, he with the most technology wins. And the car won. No one was going real fast. I had pulled into a station, was just pulling out. And he was […]
A LONG time ago — I got hit by a car while riding a bike. It was sort of my fault. My dog was trained to run beside my bike. And to stop at stop signs and stuff. He knew the rules of the road. When the car came at us, well, rules of […]
I. Am. So. Tired. I have been running hard to stay on top of things that do not want to be stayed on top of because the rib knocked me back a week I never really caught up. A month later I am still playing catch up hard but the rib is all better […]
Immediately after Giving Susan the Snub — Susan’s Revenge began. Eight lightbulbs blew, the toilet broke, I cut my foot on glass, one of my tooth re-surface enamels came off, [fuck, I am so putting off calling the dentist], the printer started malfunctioning — hell electronics all the hell over the loft blew — […]
My body is back. Okay, not entirely back, but back. It goes in pieces. It hurts a lot at first. I work through it and stuff stops hurting. My hand brushes my leg one day and I think, Oh that cord is back. Good. I look in the mirror one day, and there is […]
Miss Adams cannot post today. She is too freaking sore. Okay not really. I can post. But I am sore. I have these stupid weights that go in these stupid ankle cuffs and each weight weighs two pounds and you can [I stress can] go up to twenty. They are for my knees […]
So I looked in the mirror — To see what I look like naked. Do not ask me why I did that, except out of a mild thought that sometime in the future I might actually want someone else to see me naked and what would they be seeing if they did curiosity. [There […]