baseball cap dementia

  Why does one woman — Own 30 baseball caps?     [When I say “one woman” I mean me.]     I spend hundreds of dollars on my hair. It is criminal to own this many baseball caps AND spend this much on my hair. That crazy contradiction might even spell mental instability.   […]


fat pants!

So I have to get fat pants. [Isn’t the fat pants dog hilarious? Thank you Jardiland Light Biscuits!] I have to get fat pants because I got hurt six months ago and haven’t exercised and also have lived in sweats and pajama pants for the last six months. Interestingly, sweats and pajama pants are a […]


extraneous stuff ahhh!

  One reason I have too much stuff is, I move. A LOT. We’re talking lost track around interstate move number 10 here. Each new place has things from the last place that work. But also, things that do not. And — Each new place has… new needs. This is how I find myself sitting […]



  One of — The most difficult things for me to do is designate. I have people to designate to, too. They are qualified. The are smart. They can do the work. Also I pay them to be smart, to be qualified, and to do the work.     I made videos of how to […]


chigger hell

    Texas reminds me of Malibu. Every time I turn around, something is trying to eat me. Something spider bit me. I am allergic all the time in just my skin and, oh, eyes! — to just the air. And now. Something ate hell out of my legs. Fifty bites? I kid not, I […]