So my last —
And FINAL bathing suit shows from Victoria’s Secret. I put it on. It is a two piece. The top fits. I think, Well, okay that is a start. The bottoms? Too big. How did that happen? I am thinking, Well, okay, I can trade in for smaller bottoms. Which does not make sense it is not like I am losing weight if anything I am gaining, but these look huge. Maybe they sent me the wrong size?
The thing is, it really does not look good. It does not look “bad.” But. Even if the bottoms were not too big, it is just passable. I think, So, I have tried on a lot of bathing suits, maybe I just really look bad in a bathing suit now. I mean, I have in all of the suits I have tried so far.
I pull out my old suit and put it on.
I look freaking fabulous.
It is not me. It is the suits.
Yay! Yay! Yay!
[I think I will stick with my old suit for a while longer.]