I cut my foot on a piece of glass. A light bulb blew. My printer is eating envelopes.
I know it is Susan.
I will not crack though.
I am hanging tough with the snub.
Now I truly have to go to the hardware store which means get toggles too which means the wall board might go up — if Susan disaster does not take that out too.
19 Responses to susan’s revenge
Oh that’s enough of that…. You should write your own like you did for Sulya.
Dear Aquarius With Cap Moon & Rising :
Today the printer and toilet and dvd player will fix themselves, the June royalty check will be five times what you expected, you will miraculously find a new lightbulb stashed under the sink — right next to the dishwashing soap you thought was under there too, your downstairs neighbor will visit with toggles, all the bad neighbors will move out, scripts will read themselves, the director will say she could not wait and accidentally cast and set up the script at a studio already she hopes you do not mind, Brian will send the Viper Room photos, and a Canadian you have a hot crush on will email you a serenade.
Also your butt will get perkier for no apparent reason. You lucky bitch.
Love and Kisses,
Oh hell that deserves to be a post doesn’t it?
It sure does.
When The Stars speak I cannot argue.
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Would that be a Canadian citizen or resident?
Which works out better for you in alone moments?
lol. it was a tough night. no wife. no wine. and only three inches of vodka left in the bottle.
Good God you are totally roughing it. How did this happen?
I KNEW IT!
Okay, I’m afraid of astrology again.
Geeze- where’s my PEZ–pez pez pez…see my nerves are jumping like fleas off a dead mouse.
Brillllllllliant! I love how the stars throw in a perky butt ..
I had no idea the stars cared about Perky Butts
It’s true they DO see and know all.
Well, I am hoping the stars will care about winning lotto tickets..
Susan is totally on task. I have lost another light bulb. Gah!
Go green they last forever….. ain’t cheap though….
I did not understand why Little Mom was referred to as such until I clicked on her picture. Wow. She really is old. And little.
Well at least your foot matches your finger now.
Haha I’m sorry I couldn’t resist.
Damn I’m mean spirited today. I better go the gym and work that one out.