susan is gunning for me

Yesterday —

I pulled a hamstring just walking. Then, unimpressed enough with that unfounded injury I fell on the stairs.

Clearly Susan is gunning for me.

 

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Falling on these stairs is really stupid. They are hard concrete stairs basically designed to maim and impair. Most of the time I am even approaching them my head snaps to them before I even get to the first step no matter what I am thinking with the thought, These are dangerous stairs, pay attention.

The time I do not pay as much attention is when I go up the stairs. See, you always worry about nasty stairs when you are going down but it never occurs to you you would be stupid enough to fall on the stairs stone cold sober going up them.

Which I did.

Carrying a grocery bag.

Oops.

 

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My hand and knee are really sad about this.

 

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Also you might wonder why I even connect it to Susan but hey this is not the first maiming incident involving Susan, she got aj bad one time already. [And those details you will probably never know because you were not there but that is your problem not mine oops.] Anyways. And please? First the hamstring for no reason and then an unexpected fall?

Definitely Susan.