susan gives max and aj the business
We made it out alive. Barely.
There are dire predictions. AJ and I are going to be buried in paupers’ graves — probably by the end of this month. Susan asked if Aquarius remembers September. [Fuck yes, Susan, and thanks for bringing up such a painful memory are you really going to do that to me again?] Also AJ should probably amputate that leg she will feel more healthful if she gets rid of pesky physical baggage that is not working right for her right now. And Gemini is going to take a hit so hard this month Susan had to mention the Gemini hit in the Capricorn forecast. [Wow that is totally dire Gemini. But do not worry, Virgo and Pisces are going to take that hit first and harder.] There is more but I have to go traumatize students right now.
Smooches.
25 Responses to susan gives max and aj the business
Great, I am a Virgo with a Pisces moon. Thanks for the warning.
I’m a Virgo too. And apparently this eclipse is going to change the course of the rest of my life. But at least I’m going to find out how to plan for it. Yeesh.
Well, this was my first time in, and I went in loaded for bear. Clever, crafty Susan, gave me great news, and now I stand with no one to fight. Sure, there are troubles now due to the Lunar eclipse during the Full (Death) Moon, but Susan basically said this is my year to soar. I am therefore forced to conclude that Susan learned of my plans to protect you, Max, and now here I am. She did say that ” it appears a female will be leaving your everyday life…”–Don’t leave me, Max–I enjoy your blog too much. Geez.
Wow Jennifer it is so over for you.
A friend may give you plenty to think about when she or he begins to act oddly near the eclipse on March 3. Mercury will be retrograde at the time, so the episode that comes up may have to do with an unresolved difficulty that occurred some time ago.
THE ONLY FRIEND THIS APPLIES TO IS MY CAT, BLITZER. I’VE BEEN PUTTING OFF GETTING HIM ‘FIXED’ BECAUSE I HATE SENDING MY PETS AWAY…ANYWAY I’VE DECIDED TO GET IT DONE IN THE NEXT WEEK OR SO.
WOW…I WASN’T A SUSAN BELIVER BEFORE BUT I AM NOW! :-)
Anita Marie, Susan is so spot on accurate it is scary as hell.
From the look on Blitzer’s face, I’d have to say he’d agree with you .
I am Gemini and I cannot take any more hits. Seriously, I have just had enough. Especially this week. I’d say ‘someone shoot me now’ but with my luck, someone would show up and oblige. grrr.
Oh, wait, I just went and read mine and it’s freaky accurate. I have already had the hit for the first half of the month (my mom is ill) and there is another house change (but that is a son, so not really sure if it applies), and I found out today I’m to receive some money I didn’t expect. If nothing else horrible happens, I might make it through the weekend. Of course, at this point, I’m feeling the need to go buy some voodoo or something for extra protection.
If Susan were totally accurate I would be falling in love twelve times a year. She totally fibs.
Blitzer hopes so too.
If Susan was accurate I would be retired from winnning lotto. TWICE.
This Susan is so begging to be pranked at Halloween.
Hmmmm……
I had to spend two succeeded freaking nights in freaking ER of two different freaking hospitals. No way I’m going anywhere near Susan. She’s bad news as she is.
Oh Sophia that is terrible are you okay?
I hope my hit is over. Crossing fingers. I am Gemini and I too had something to do with my house or mother happening today.
Last evening I got 3 hysterical calls from my mother that she has lost her internet connection. She was so upset [she is always online] between that and a cascade of minor irritations that she said “I think I’m going to have a heart attack.” I spent 20 minutes on the phone trying to calm her down and promised to come over today to fix her pc.
Sophia? You okay?
Susan was right about today alright. And it’s still not over. Sigh.
It’s good to have Susan to blame for it.
Max, four hours left, and nothing awful has happened to this Gemini. My children annoyed me today, but that’s business as usual.
Yes, I’m fine. I don’t know about the damn nurses, though (sorry, Kit. You know I love you). Are all Geminis safe and sound here?
Good. I am glad you are okay.
Hey, Soph – glad you are okay.
Gemini reporting in – safe and sound.
I did see that lunar eclipse last night. It was cool.
Sounds like Cancer was spared. Whew.
Well, look on the bright side, Max….
Um…
Um…
I’ll come back when I think of one.
I should not hold my breath for a bright side here right? You are going to have to travel far for that you know.
I’ll bring plenty of jerky snacks and water for that long walk in the desert.
You are so resourceful.