sucks to be you chad
So in a massive feeling of guilt for neglect, mainly because I have been having way too much fun flouncing about the blogs which means I must be neglecting something, I spent the night reviewing 15 students’ work, cleaning up the seemaxrun forum, pruning the 5150 workshop, packaging things that need to be mailed out this week, washing dishes, scrubbing the floor, and cleaning the stove top.
Okay actually the stove top was just dusty, there were only three glasses to wash, and I did not really scrub the floor I just did a spot check. That counts, though, right? Windexing a spot?
I probably have all this guilt invested energy because I would really like to make fun of a student but that would be wrong. You cannot mentor people and make fun of them on a blog. That is just wrong. So no fun student stories for you. I have to let that go. Instead —
I will take this moment to point something else out. Chad, I know you are reading. You have done everything to look me up short of pulling my FBI file – which would probably be a bad idea Chad I am birth denoted DAR and also my father is kind of a scary man. [Adams, Chad, Adams, we fought the Revolution, we signed the Constitution, one of my great greats enabled the supreme court and my great great greats freed Scotland before an Adams even stepped foot on U.S. soil. And then we kicked King George’s ass. Hello. It is ALWAYS a bad idea to fuck with an Adams.] Okay. That said. Consider this. Not only am I writing the movies your daughter will watch? I am a teacher of writing, influencing the minds of the next generation of writers who will write the movies your daughter will watch — and, the movies your granddaughters will watch.
I just thought it would be fun to throw that out there.