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strumpet and pink

 

strumpet and pinkHoly mother of God.

Are those not the presttiest sexiest underoos you have ever seen?

Most people have lists. They are “Birthday” lists or “Christmas” lists or “Wish” lists.

My list is called “When Principal Photography Starts.”

Those are so on the list.

 

who makes the fabulous underoos :
those are from strumpet and pink but their website sort of sucks

30 Responses to strumpet and pink

  1. Yay! I love the name of the list…..and the panties too! They would require an audience I am sure.

  2. max

    Sometimes it does not matter whether anyone else knows you are wearing spectacular lingerie, it only matters that you know it.

  3. What the hell is wrong with their website?

    “Sometimes it does not matter whether anyone else knows you are wearing spectacular lingerie, it only matters that you know it.”

    For three hundred and thirty dollars, somebody better know it!

    Would be cool if they made sexy gym tops…

  4. max

    That site is so screwed. They are British. Maybe they are confused?

    I vote they hire you, me, or Rachael Black to fix that bad boy.

    Who the hell has a bad website when they are charging $330 per pair of underoos?

  5. I agree with your vote. Now, will they pay us $330 to fix it or maybe throw in a pair of free undies?

  6. Kym

    I don’t know maybe its the old married lady in me but don’t you think the buttons would press a might uncomfortably under jeans and that little flowery thing at the waist–you would need some kind of special top to not look like you had alien 6 attempting to escape your stomach.

  7. max

    Stil, when you go barter, you get three dollars on the dollar, we are getting a lot of underoos here and that so works for me.

    We have to raise our prices though.

    Kym. Those buttons really work under jeans. BECAUSE they are pressuring an interesting spot. And you just cut off all your shirts so shirts do not hang over the flower and whamo, it all works.

  8. Wow this is a cool post.

    Think I’ll file it next to:

    GUMMY BEAR PORN

    and

    ANIME CORSETS

    Sure that would work- neat grouping…underwear, gummy bear porn and anime corsets.

    works.

    amm

    ;-)

  9. max

    So it is to be war….

  10. Shop Smart-
    Shop S Mart

    amm

  11. max

    Listen up you primitive screw heads. This. Is my boom stick.

  12. max

    [oops, i was caught up in the moment]

  13. This is an Indie Moment go for it.
    amm

  14. max

    Baby you got real ugly.

  15. I’m so good at bartering. But even if it doesn’t work I still need to get compensated. Volunteers, anyone?

  16. Primitive screw heads? LMAO

  17. Oh hey just a sec Max, let me put down all this Gummy Bear Porn that I found splattered all over my blogs.

    Now- where was I? The Indie Moment okay here it comes:

    max said:
    Baby you got real ugly.

    Anita replies:Oh Sweet Thing you ain’t seen this kind of ugly since the last time you looked in the bathroom mirror

  18. max

    Gimme some sugar.

  19. Gimme a 20.00 ( okay, I stole that from The Adams Family…but a good line is a good line )

    amm

  20. max

    You are so cheating on Bruce.

  21. Why’d you think I gave him a page at both my blogs? I have to be WAY LESS subtle when I’m sucking up to people.

    Plus I’ve watched CERTAIN movies so many times I’ve sort of gotten to the point where I add lines or make up my own.

    Insanity looks amused when I do that.

    Most of the time.

    amm

  22. max

    Maybe Insanity would like the upstairs neighbor boys….

  23. I’m waaayyyy ahead of you.
    amm

  24. “Gimme some sugar.”

    Hey, isn’t that a Bruce Campbell line?

  25. Yeah- from Gummy Bear Porn to Bruce Campbell.
    Tis a short, short step.

  26. max

    You are less likely to lose a filling on Bruce though.

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  28. Richard

    That site is so screwed. They are British. Maybe they are confused?

    I vote they hire you, me, or Rachael Black to fix that bad boy.

    Who the hell has a bad website when they are charging $330 per pair of underoos?

    Mel who makes the Knickers is a good friend of mine and yes very British.
    They cost $330 because they are made by hand by Mel which takes days fuckwitt. I remember being in Jamaica once at the Dunn river falls and a girl asked what time in the morning do they turn this on? She was American..maybe a little confused..

  29. max

    I am going to assume here “fuckwitt” is the Brit version of ya’all.

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