slim fast is a device of the devil
If I do not do breakfast I get sick. But things get frenetic and I am not good at dealing with anything food in the morning so I have been looking for breakfast cheats.
I tried bagels but honestly the whole toast it and spread something on it sitch got away from me. So my next cheat trial was Ensure. I thought, Well try it it is supposed to be like liquid food that is easy right?
The Ensure kind of works out too. It is not delicious but it is not gross either I can suck a can down in the morning no prob. As long as I remember to open one.
Then I thought, Well gee I could try Slim-Fast that is less cals and also cheaper and maybe that would work out too.
Um. No. Slim-Fast is totally gross. I mean it. It does not even taste like its origin is food it tastes like some mystery liquid that maybe mutated from something metallic and medicinal on another planet.
Back to the old person drink. That at least I can put in my mouth and swallow instead of this stand off where the Slim-Fast sits, I sit, and we glare at each other until I have braced enough to take another sip.