06 Apr 2007 seemaxrun 48 Comments humor, internet Permalink rumors of my demise are premature This is pretty funny. My tombstone, or obituary? Either way it is going to be one interesting funeral. what will your obituary say? | quizgalaxy.com 48 Responses to rumors of my demise are premature cinemagypsy April 6, 2007 at 7:51 pm Imploringly while trying to recant, Kitty died a tormented death. Kitty will be terribly missed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. max April 6, 2007 at 7:59 pm Oh my God. You got the turtles? You so rock. aj April 7, 2007 at 12:12 am Quickly with one last shriek, AJ died before telling anyone where they buried their treasure. AJ will be terribly missed by Mr. Potatohead. max April 7, 2007 at 12:16 am That is just like you, taking the treasure with. cinemagypsy April 7, 2007 at 2:23 am I knew she found the gold at the end of that rainbow. Max, I don’t know if Chuck Norris is the sort of guy to bring flowers to graves. See, he’s so tough, when he jumps in the lake, water doesn’t get on him, Norris gets on the water. Woeful April 7, 2007 at 3:36 am What would you be rampaging about? Noisy neighbors? Inept agents? Traffic? Soggy corn flakes? TheFirm April 7, 2007 at 6:24 am She’s still rampaging about me getting her pregnant in that mini-van. It’s good for Chuck to show. Unfortunately (as the “Chuck Norris Facts” tell), he never cries. TheFirm April 7, 2007 at 6:33 am OK, I am not making this up: Tearfully in a hot tub, Firm died laughing hysterically. Firm will be terribly missed by the guys at the legion. max April 7, 2007 at 7:24 am Oh well that is just mean. Chuck and I know when I go he is going to cry like a surly baby you non-believers. tj April 7, 2007 at 12:35 pm It seems aj and I have some sort of treasure adventure in our future. At least hers was a quick death. “finally, after many miserly years, tj died before telling anyone where they buried their treasure. tj will be terribly missed by Kid Rock” Stiletto Girl April 7, 2007 at 1:07 pm Did you know the chief export of Chuck Norris is pain? I love Chuck Norris. I watch Texas: Walker Ranger every day when I put on my makeup. It’s such a good wholesome Christian show where the good guys always prevail over redneck evil. Makes me feel squishy inside! Stiletto Girl April 7, 2007 at 1:07 pm Max got pregnant? Oh my! See, this is how rumors fly. max April 7, 2007 at 1:40 pm I have always had my suspicions about you and Kid Rock, TJ. This so confirms those. Oh jeez, Stilletto, that is all I need. [It was a joke, people.] raincoaster April 7, 2007 at 3:17 pm “Crazed with gluttony, raincoaster died in the arms of their lover…raincoaster will be terribly missed by a damp sponge nicknamed leaky.” I die in the arms of an arm-lover? Kinky, there’s got to be some tentacle link there somewhere. max April 7, 2007 at 3:28 pm I dunno, Rain, in some circles, extra appendages is just that much more nose picking. aj April 7, 2007 at 3:55 pm “tj will be terribly missed by Kid Rock” LOL! That has made my day Anita Marie April 7, 2007 at 6:42 pm I heard this at a funeral once- it’s for real. All these guys were in suits and the women were all in black and they all had tattoos. Plus they all smelled like Jack Daniels. Anyway the Minister did his thing and when he’s done the dead man’s brother gets up walks by the casket, stops to cry for a moment and then he goes up to the podium and says- ” Okay, our brother was a son of a bitch and most of us are surprised he died from natural causes instead of a bullet to the brain but damn I’m gonna miss him.” That was it- that was the eulogy- probably one of the most honest I’d ever heard. max April 7, 2007 at 7:04 pm That is better than fiction. Unless of course you made it up, then it is damn good fiction. Anita Marie April 7, 2007 at 7:06 pm Nope, that was real life in all of it’s glory. I’m just glad I was there- moments like that need to go on forever. max April 7, 2007 at 7:39 pm Clearly I need to hit more funerals I am missing all the good stuff. TheFirm April 7, 2007 at 7:48 pm Max, that sounds like one of those phrases that’s never been spoken aloud before, like “hand me that piano.” A.J. Valliant April 7, 2007 at 7:58 pm “Screamingly in a speeding car, AJ Valliant died while muttering death threats to anyone who would listen. AJ Valliant will be terribly missed by damp sponge named leaky.” Satisfying, and distubingly on point. max April 7, 2007 at 8:07 pm Wow, that sponge Leaky gets around. Anita Marie April 7, 2007 at 8:23 pm After reading through this string all of the sudden I had this image of a life guard working the ” Gene Pool Of Life ” Station and he starts screaming… hey you wise asses- yeah- you the Celluloid Blonde Bunch…out of the friggin pool NOW! We are so cool. max April 7, 2007 at 8:32 pm When I was born, a bad fairy came to the cradle and waving her wand pronounced a curse: Your childhood will be cruel and unusual, your family distant and broken, and you will go alone into this world. Following in her footsteps came a good fey, who, waving her wand, pronounced a charm: While you go alone into the world, you will find yourself surrounded by luminous people who will startle and amaze you every day, and you will never, truly, be alone. Anita Marie April 7, 2007 at 8:40 pm Yeah, I’ve got some great people in my life so I guess those little pixies stopped by my place too. I mean, even when I WANTED to be left alone some pain in the backside friend of mine would show up and bug me until the pain in my rear moved up to my head but that’s nothing that a little Advil can’t cure- which I make them hand to me. Either that or I make them buy me Pez ;-) max April 7, 2007 at 10:24 pm Tell the truth. You are all about the Pez. Anita Marie April 8, 2007 at 5:58 am Okay, Okay, it’s true I DO spend some quality time finding ways to get Pez- I can’t help it. Pez are the perfect food. max April 8, 2007 at 10:45 am I have always suspected that avatar is some sort of Pez dispenser from the dark side. michele April 8, 2007 at 11:45 am Suddenly at midnight Michele died a tormented death. Michele will be missed by the guys at the legion. max April 8, 2007 at 12:08 pm Wow. The guys at the legion? You have been stealthy and keeping secrets. michele April 8, 2007 at 12:20 pm Where do you think I am when I miss chat? max April 8, 2007 at 12:53 pm Um, naked and worshipping at the altar of Clay Aiken? TheFirm April 8, 2007 at 3:19 pm My forehead is in severe pain from trying to pound this visual out of my head. Anita Marie April 9, 2007 at 4:30 am Firm- I say the alphabet backwards- it hurts a lot less- most of the time amm TheFirm April 9, 2007 at 5:24 am Uhm… ok… what comes after Z? This is gonna be tougher than I thought. Anita Marie April 9, 2007 at 7:23 pm At this point you may want to commence with the head pounding… amm Stiletto Girl April 9, 2007 at 8:07 pm Max, we had the same childhood fairy. They must be exterminated. max April 9, 2007 at 8:10 pm She gets around. Stiletto Girl April 9, 2007 at 8:11 pm Suddenly at midnight, Stilettos died with a small grimace Stilettos will be terribly missed by Prince Charles. Weird. They think I’m Princess Di! max April 9, 2007 at 8:13 pm I do not think he is missing Di. Maybe Camilla. :::running::: Stiletto Girl April 9, 2007 at 8:32 pm True, true. Anyway, I’ve been called Princess but not because of an exceptional regal demeanor….. BTW, Leaky and the Fairy both seem to get around. Let’s hook them up. max April 9, 2007 at 8:34 pm But, but, but… What if they breed? Stiletto Girl April 9, 2007 at 8:50 pm You’re right. Abort mission. I don’t want to relive another Freddy vs. Jason saga. Stiletto Girl April 9, 2007 at 8:50 pm Or, rather, their spawn. Z April 10, 2007 at 8:01 am Finally after many miserly years, Z died in the arms of their lover. Z will be terribly missed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. (I didn’t even tell them my last name.) Apparently I am more than one person? max April 10, 2007 at 11:22 am It is an oracle, you cannot fault oracles for grammar. TheFirm April 10, 2007 at 12:15 pm My grammar was an oracle. 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