revenge of the spider
A spider shows in the kitchen. It looks like some sort of garden spider. [Some sort of BIG garden spider.] Do not feel like killing anything. Or catching anything. Hope hard it will slip out the way it slipped in.
Day Two : No spider. Yay!
Day Three : The spider is back. In the living room. This is not good. It is moving away from the kitchen.
Give spider wide berth.
Day Four : The spider likes the living room wall. Detante. And more wide berth.
Day Five : No spider. Yay!
Day Six : The spider is in the bathroom. Bad spider. Bad. Open bathroom window. Hope spider will find way around bathroom screen like it found way around kitchen screen.
Make note to self : Fix loose kitchen screen.
Day Seven : The spider has taken up residence on the bathroom wall. By the toilet. This won’t work. Knock spider down with back scrubber handle. Use toilet quickly.
Day Seven Point Five : Spider has returned to guard toilet. Gah! Capture spider in yogurt container. Let go ouside front door. Hope neighbors do not see me in underoos shaking yogurt container like crazy woman.
Day Eight : Walk straight into spider web stretched across front door.