return to club penguin
I have been back to Club Penguin. Where I got my stubborn bottle of carmex opened, advice on toggles for hanging wall boards, and also discovered the secret of how to get a jackhammer in Club Penguin.
Apparently, to get a jackhammer in Club Penguin, first, you need a mining helmet. Then, you need to be naked. And then, you must dance. And, if you dance naked wearing your mining helmet, a jackhammer will magically appear.
This sounds highly metaphoric to me but since I am pretty sure kids do searches on Club Penguin stuff, and also since I got this info from an eight year old who swears it is true, I am not going to say metaphoric for what.