return to club penguin
I have been back to Club Penguin. Where I got my stubborn bottle of carmex opened, advice on toggles for hanging wall boards, and also discovered the secret of how to get a jackhammer in Club Penguin.
[This is a severely pressing question, judging by search engine hits on Dinner at Club Penguin. And one I have answered before, but, um, I was wrong.]
Apparently, to get a jackhammer in Club Penguin, first, you need a mining helmet. Then, you need to be naked. And then, you must dance. And, if you dance naked wearing your mining helmet, a jackhammer will magically appear.
This sounds highly metaphoric to me but since I am pretty sure kids do searches on Club Penguin stuff, and also since I got this info from an eight year old who swears it is true, I am not going to say metaphoric for what.
11 Responses to return to club penguin
Max, I think you are now ready for Second Life.
Blogging is not Second Life?
Damn, you got me on that one. Hmm. Let me think on that.
Ok, I thought about it and – Second Life has a disco. WordPress does not.
However, Second Life does not have drunken blogging night, therefore, Second Life is inferior.
Oh wow. And you know this how?
[the disco part]
Any virtual world worth its salt has a disco?
This is true. Even Club Penguin has a disco.
Should kids be doing out to a disco?
I think it is pretty tame. And the penguins wear little outfits.