return of u is for underwear
It is past time —
For a new survey but I cannot always lean on Rachael for surveys [Rachael always does the best surveys but she has not done one in a LONG time] so I went and hunted one up. I am just all pro-active like that [not really but it was totally time] so —
The A to Z Survey. Yay!
A is for Allergies~ Grapefruit, Vaseline and, um, [okay just do not ask] Nanoxynol-9.
B is for Beer~ Becks. Yay!
C is for Career~ Writer, teacher, girl wonder.
D is your dog’s name~ Okay I am so stealing my friend’s dog Oscar here.
E is for Essential item you use everyday~ A tiara and a prayer.
F is for favorite TV show~ What is The Untitled Max Adams Project Alex?
G is for Game~ Man Hunt Yay!
H is for home town~ Highway 101 : Population California.
I is for instruments~ Um, musical, world domination, or mass destruction?
J is for juice~ Merlot.
[What? It has grapes.]
K is for whose butt you’d like to kick~ Um. Answering this question is what we in the assassin ninja biz call “telegraphing.” We do not do that.
L is for last place you lived~ Hollywood Baby.
M is for marriage~ Come back with a bigger diamond and we might talk.
N is your name~ Max Dammit Adams.
O is for overnight hospital stays~ Is “more than I can remember a count on” bad?
P is for passion~ I lusted after Simon Baker during a TV break today does that count?
Q is for quote~ “I am tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want an adorable pancreas?”
[Jean Kerr rocks.]
R is for regret~ I totally regret REPEATEDLY not winning The Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes.
S is for status~ 10 cigarettes, 1 glass of wine, 117 pounds. But the day is young and there is more wine in the fridge — and ice cream yay!
T is for the time you woke up~ Hello? Crazed artist here? We do not check clocks when we rise we check clocks when we set.
U is for underwear~ That is a pretty frisky question coming from someone asking marriage questions with no ring.
V is for vegetable~ Um. No offense but I only date in my own weight class.
W is for worst habit~ Hey. I look damn good in a habit.
X is for X-ray~ Foot ankle shin knee [are we counting MRI’s or just straight X-rays?] wrist shoulder forearm skull neck spine teeth jaw lungs stomach — oh hell let’s just figure my chromosome count is a little off by now and call this bad boy done.
Y is for your favorite sport~ Hockey yay! Okay not really hockey. Hockey players. Yay!
Z is for zodiac~ Aquarius. But I have this thing for Virgos….
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Again…I feel the need to remind you that I am, in fact, a Virgo.
Oh for fuck’s sake Dan, take me to bed.
Wait. You are married. Never mind.
Married? Who said I was married? You are seriously misinformed.
Does the offer still stand?
You are not married?
No, my dear.
I’ll bring the Becks, if you provide the cigarettes.
Hon, non married men bring the cigarettes AND the booze.
It’s a deal.
Jean Kerr was a biology teacher of mine – she had a thing for pancreases.
Love that woman’s quotes.