return of the loft

This is pretty —

Funny. Stiletto found it online it is someone talking online about the lofts I used to live in —

 

I’m happy to report that management has really put forth an effort to step the building up. Things they’ve recently taken care of include — relocation of the Marijuana dispensary OUT of the building (which has dramatically reduced foot traffic through the building), they added a 24/7 doorman/security guard, changed parking companies and hired an assistant for the building manager in addition to the on-site manager. Needless to say — things get taken care of very quickly now. I DID have some issues at first — but everything was resolved competently and courteously. The registered sex-offender that once lived in the building has long since moved — regardless of what the federal website indicates. Make sure you understand that your rent is broken up into two pieces (rent and CAMs) and be sure to ask for the total cost when dealing with the leasing agent. My company has been in the building for a couple months now and we’re very happy with the decision to relocate to the Cosmo Lofts!

 

Gotta love the cheery spin they are putting on parking attendants hitting on residents, the resident registered sex offender [who was living there nine months ago when I moved out so if he is gone it is only after two years of happy secrecy about his presence on the part of management and the move is pretty recent], and drug traffic. They forgot to mention no sound proofing and regular police visitations when unhappy residents go unhinged. Oh, and also occasional small arms fire and who can forget Spidey [who roomed with Sex Offender Guy] and —

Come to think of it, they left out a lot. Oops.