pitt bull french

One time I was doing this article about a Pitt Bull named Mr. Butts (Mr. Butts was a star playing in Trent Harris’s Plan 10 From Outer Space and that got Mr. Butts a spot in Dog Fancy yay!) and a photographer was taking Mr. Butts’s photo and I was holding pizza to encourage Mr. Butts’s poses, and in between shots I was saying to him, You are a great handsome wonderful dog!

And Mr. Butts hit me with a dog lick kiss. 

While my mouth was open talking.

The thing no one tells you about Pitt Bulls is their tongues are HUGE. And if they slap a lick on you while you have your mouth open talking, you just got totally Frenched by a Pitt Bull.