perusing craigslist & the vertical pole dance
Been thinking I should get out more so I checked out Craigslist activities.
Wow. That was an eye opener. Those activities are totally frisky. One whole big ad was devoted to pole dancing classes.
Pole dancing classes?
I have been sort of eschewing activities involving poles ever since kindergarten when I was hanging upside down on a horizontal bar and… let’s just say when you fall off a horizontal bar face first with both arms extended in a swan arch the first thing that hits the pavement is your nose.
[Do not make fun of my nose.]
[Also what sadistic bastard thought it was smart to put horizontal bars for little kids on pavement?]
Also there is that time in high school we were clearing poles [again a horizontal bar what is it with horizontal bars?] in some aberrant leap twist a demonic gym teacher concocted and I not only cleared the bar I flew ten feet past it and hit a water trough in an undignified way.
This girl is real pretty though. She is sort of like Cirque du Soleil in platform heels and a g-string. Also she is smart she goes for vertical poles. [I wish I had thought of that.] Watch.