perusing craigslist & the vertical pole dance
I have —
Been thinking I should get out more so I checked out Craigslist activities.
Wow. That was an eye opener. Those activities are totally frisky. One whole big ad was devoted to pole dancing classes.
Pole dancing classes?
I have been sort of eschewing activities involving poles ever since kindergarten when I was hanging upside down on a horizontal bar and… let’s just say when you fall off a horizontal bar face first with both arms extended in a swan arch the first thing that hits the pavement is your nose.
[Do not make fun of my nose.]
[Also what sadistic bastard thought it was smart to put horizontal bars for little kids on pavement?]
Also there is that time in high school we were clearing poles [again a horizontal bar what is it with horizontal bars?] in some aberrant leap twist a demonic gym teacher concocted and I not only cleared the bar I flew ten feet past it and hit a water trough in an undignified way.
This girl is real pretty though. She is sort of like Cirque du Soleil in platform heels and a g-string. Also she is smart she goes for vertical poles. [I wish I had thought of that.] Watch.
[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=u6KnUW9N3Zo&feature=related]
4 Responses to perusing craigslist & the vertical pole dance
That was very artistic.
Didn’t Teri Hatcher recently make this popular as a form of exercise? Trampercize! ;-)
Once, while hanging by my knees on the uneven bars in the school gym (about 7th grade, I think) I decided to let go of the higher bar where my hands were and allow myself to swing from my legs. Well, the back of my head met the 1/4-inch thick floor mat with a sickening thud and nearly knocked me unconscious. That’s the last time I did anything remotely gymnastic.
Ow. That does not sound good Daily.