What is up with the South Pole and all that ice melting.
Doy. It is a penguin conspiracy.
Didn’t anyone see the penguin movie? Those penguins have to walk too far. In the old days, penguins did not walk that far. But penguin mating grounds are tradition and more and more ice keeps piling up and now penguins have to walk A HUNDRED MILES just for a date.
Those penguins have had enough. They are melting the South Pole.