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Dating a new girl was out at dinner. And went off on breast augmentation.
He is very anti-augmentation he says implants feel strange. I cannot corroborate this I do not fondle lots of breasts I have to take his word for it. Anyway. He is out on a date with Prospective New Girl — whom he really likes by the way and is hoping to get frisky with — and he goes off on a tirade.
Finally she says, Um, I have implants.
He says, Really? But they are so small.
Shockingly they still got frisky.
It was really doomed from the start though.