I totally lied.
There is photographic evidence Stil and I caroused in L.A.
But it was only ONE PHOTO and I did not know if it would turn out or even if I would ever see it it was on Stil’s phone and who knows how the mind or phone of Stiletto work?
[Okay actually I do know exactly how that mind works she is totally going to upload photos of Upstairs Neighbor Guy molesting his Pitt Bull I should never have exposed her to him ahhhh!]
But look. Me & Stil. Yay!
*ps : if any prospective landlords are reading here keep in mind carousing is not a regular thing for me and also i am not bringing upstairs neighbor guy with he stays here
*pps : look at stil pulling a veronica lake she is so sassy
*ppps : you guys get that is one photo op out of the entire night AND after saki white wine vodka beer a party on the roof being exposed to upstairs neighbor guy AND the man formerly known as faux record guy AND raw tuna AND — if either of us had not photo’d out okay it would have been a no brainer kill the photo reject? wow we are so photogenic