new hair is so problematic
Tentative plan for new hair.
Okay also new breasts —
Here is the trick. This new hair requires old hair grow out. So I am doing that. And it is infuriating. I cannot push my navel and voila new hair. [That worked for a doll I saw once.] Me, I have to wait. Painful day after painful day, waiting.
There are not many ways to look chic during old hair grow out. Right now the hair around the front of my face is too heavy because it is hair that must grow out long enough to be cut even and then razored. Waiting for overall consistency that can be cut in one solid cut. That means at the moment my one big look is most of the hair around my face dragged back in combs or stuck under a baseball cap.
[Of course that was mostly my look before hence thinking maybe time for new hair.]
Meanwhile, the new hair concept does not work with the old hair eyebrows so also I have to redo the eyebrows. Probably no man in the world will understand the chagrin of changing eyebrow shape but any woman who has ever done it will feel my pain.
[Not pain about plucking pain about living with eyebrow parts missing or growing in gah!]
Meanwhile my cousin is really championing NOT THAT BLONDE.
I know this because my cousin who normally mocks my roots [those are not roots those are strategically placed foils — ahem] this Christmas pulled me aside for a long talk about how my roots really look good. Since I am in grow out hell right now that means she is saying my actual color looks good but is trying to say it in a roundabout and nice way — and since my cousin is not exactly always tactful just her being tactful on this means she is trying to impart something important enough to think it out in advance and be delicate about it —
[Which is very out of character and kind of scary.]