new dog old trick
This woman brought her dog in to see the veterinarian. She thought something was wrong with her dog. It was a nice dog and the veterinarian looked the dog over and said, Well there is nothing wrong with your dog she is just pregnant. The woman said, That cannot be. The veterinarian said, Well has she been around any male dogs? The woman said, No. The vet said, Listen, she must have been around a male dog because she is pregnant. The woman said, No, she has just been around her brother and I told them brothers and sisters do not do that.
[You just know this woman hauled her dogs into confession the following Sunday.]