new and improved imaginary boyfriends
So, two weeks ago, the imaginary boyfriend got dissed. [Yes, that is him, left.] And there were some big claims going down at the time. Like, someone, [let’s not mention any names, um — TJ!], said he could find a replacement for the imaginary boyfriend in a week.
Say. It has been two weeks. And there is no new and improved imaginary boyfriend in sight. There are not even new and improved imaginary boyfriend nominations.
Someone so owes the imaginary boyfriend an apology.