
negotiating with the texas cold
Me: What if I put on the hat, the gloves, the scarf, the boots, the neck to ankle coat, but don’t put on the full length pants? Surely the floor length coat will cover for the —
Cold: No.
Me: Shorts are nice.
Cold: Do you like your knees?
Me: You are not very good at negotiating.
Cold: I don’t negotiate at all.
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I talked someone into guinea – pigging fleece lined, translucent illusion tights, and apparently the are warm while looking sheer.
They sound nice. It’s going to be a while before I venture out without long pants on though. It’s cold in Texas but I see temperatures everywhere else and realize as winters go we’re getting the tropical version of Polar Vortex here. Lucky!