marilyn returns

You knew I was not going to leave Marilyn sitting right? Well okay I have before but this move I am hanging the art. There is Marilyn. She is living i…

March 4, 2023

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charlie scoops marilyn!

Charlie came out from behind and beat Marilyn and Rothko both out for the fame wall. He is like Smarty Jones. You don’t see him coming till he s…

February 14, 2023

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bat email

I got bat email today. This is my favorite line: “The bats will enter your apartment and hide until dark, which is when their flying party start…

February 8, 2023

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key on top of blue sheet of paper with handwriting

dear lysol

Dear Lysol: Here is my pretty feng shui kitchen. Here is my not so pretty not so feng shui kitchen with your ginormous logo in it. I get you spent a g…

February 7, 2023

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stylish jackets on rack in room

closet 1, max 0

The closet broke me. Okay, really the new closet shelf broke me. How do toggles break? Seriously? That closet shelf is so going back to the manufactur…

February 5, 2023

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i got up early

I got up early today. It was for a parade. Not just any parade. A rodeo parade. This is totally out of character for me but the parade was going down …

February 4, 2023

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my phone is a big fat liar

My phone is so a big fat liar. All last night and all today it kept saying there would be snow. There is NO snow. As much snow PTSD as I have (everyon…

February 1, 2023

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close up photography of snowflake

fucking snow

I have a flurries forecast for the next hour in San Antonio. Fucking snow? Whut? I am SO glad I moved here. I’m in a pretty solid area in terms …

January 31, 2023

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too many projects!

The shoe cupboard came. It is fancy and nice and I was calling it my birthday present because it allegedly was not going to arrive until February, (Ma…

January 30, 2023

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my crush on steve mcqueen

I have a new neighbor dog. He is small and brown with wiry fur and a boxy nose. I see him on my way out of the building to smoke. He lives right on th…

January 24, 2023

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grayscale photo of books

the great book war

I have books. Many many books. Not as many books as I used to have. I used to have 1,000 pounds of books. I know this because I paid to move 1,000 pou…

January 22, 2023

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marilyn vs rothko

Art. It is a dilemma. The art is always fighting with feng shui too. The Marilyn and Rothko fight is about that. There is this spot of wall between tw…

January 21, 2023

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a bunny besides potted a plant

year of the water rabbit!

It has been Year of the Water Tiger this whole last year and I am pro big cats. Tigers are excitable though and rabbits are calmer. (Well according to…

January 19, 2023

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overhead shot of shredded papers in a bowl

I need a wood chipper

Why, you ask, would I need a wood chipper? Shredding! Sweet Mother Mary! Shredding took forever. The little shredder can do 12 pages at a time, but I …

January 18, 2023

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