Dear Lysol: Here is my pretty feng shui kitchen. Here is my not so pretty not so feng shui kitchen with your ginormous logo in it. I get you spent a g…
The closet broke me. Okay, really the new closet shelf broke me. How do toggles break? Seriously? That closet shelf is so going back to the manufactur…
I got up early today. It was for a parade. Not just any parade. A rodeo parade. This is totally out of character for me but the parade was going down …
My phone is so a big fat liar. All last night and all today it kept saying there would be snow. There is NO snow. As much snow PTSD as I have (everyon…
The shoe cupboard came. It is fancy and nice and I was calling it my birthday present because it allegedly was not going to arrive until February, (Ma…
I have a new neighbor dog. He is small and brown with wiry fur and a boxy nose. I see him on my way out of the building to smoke. He lives right on th…
I have books. Many many books. Not as many books as I used to have. I used to have 1,000 pounds of books. I know this because I paid to move 1,000 pou…
Art. It is a dilemma. The art is always fighting with feng shui too. The Marilyn and Rothko fight is about that. There is this spot of wall between tw…
It has been Year of the Water Tiger this whole last year and I am pro big cats. Tigers are excitable though and rabbits are calmer. (Well according to…
Why, you ask, would I need a wood chipper? Shredding! Sweet Mother Mary! Shredding took forever. The little shredder can do 12 pages at a time, but I …
