sasquatch is in the house

  Something horrible — Has happened to my ftp connection. I suspect it has something to do with my incredibly web unsavvy building manageme…

June 3, 2006

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elvis is dead

  So. Um. Elvis is dead. I know. It is sad news. I am broken up over it too. And normally I would not drop such sad news into a conversation, but…

May 21, 2006

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mom was right — once

  My hand is peeling. I eye it. Why would my hand be peeling? I have not been out in the sun really, I have not burned myself — Oh. Wait. T…

April 28, 2006

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super hero mark

  Okay super hero Mark is — Coming to help me hang more stuff and also, he has all the hardware to do it. This is kind of shocking to me I …

April 26, 2006

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oh. holy. jesus.

    The upstairs neighbor has an electric drum set. This guy is an insomniac. And he has a lot of toys. He gets them shipped in by train I t…

April 25, 2006

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weekend dog

  I am walking back from the farmer’s market. A car pulls up next to me. It is my neighbor Mark. Mark is really nice he helped me hang pict…

April 23, 2006

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unfortunate moment #3,00,457.19

From the land of truly bad typos, a really unfortunate Easter greeting sent to a student: “Happy Eater Bunny.” It does not help this stude…

April 17, 2006

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that goofy website

    Seemaxrun got 12,000 unique visitors last month. Probably because I left town for a week. Whenever I leave town it is a 10,000 month for…

April 3, 2006

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loose change

      I do not have much to say about this. I think everyone in the U.S. should see it. It is a documentary about 9-11. An alternative …

March 25, 2006

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the space time continuum

  The world as I know if just shifted. Like a big earthquake thump. Bam! Jessica Simpson turned down an invitation to the White House. She did it…

March 16, 2006

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dear diary

  Dear Diary : Met Steven for breakfast to give him notes on his new project. Dashed to Four Seasons for my super secret sexy rendezvous with Col…

March 16, 2006

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city rain

  It is a beautiful night tonight. It is raining in Los Angeles. I have the big glass doors open so the air can come in. It is not like country r…

March 6, 2006

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something is searching

  You know of all the cities in the U.S. — That I have been in, New Orleans was always the one I liked. The one I thought, if I could live …

February 19, 2006

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haggis be damned

  So Pooks sent me this link — Date a Hot Scot. You vote for the sexiest Scot [which to me means sexiest kilt] and are entered to win a fre…

February 17, 2006

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bring on the fries

  So Sunday is my birthday. I do the Max thing. I tell people on Thursday that Sunday is the big night and where I will be. My birthday celebrati…

February 11, 2006

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cut cats and politics

  Okay here is the cut cat — And I do mean cut. Look at that monster. [That is Twink and that totally cracks me up.] [Also Twink is not my …

February 6, 2006

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