action! So. There I am — Reading an exciting action script. [Well what should be an exciting action script but we will get to that.] So far, it i… Read More
more magic tricks Yes it is another magic trick. I am teaching a Learning Annex class in June, July, and August on how the hell to survive the second act. And he… Read More
sasquatch is in the house Something horrible — Has happened to my ftp connection. I suspect it has something to do with my incredibly web unsavvy building manageme… Read More
elvis is dead So. Um. Elvis is dead. I know. It is sad news. I am broken up over it too. And normally I would not drop such sad news into a conversation, but… Read More
mom was right — once My hand is peeling. I eye it. Why would my hand be peeling? I have not been out in the sun really, I have not burned myself — Oh. Wait. T… Read More
super hero mark Okay super hero Mark is — Coming to help me hang more stuff and also, he has all the hardware to do it. This is kind of shocking to me I … Read More
oh. holy. jesus. The upstairs neighbor has an electric drum set. This guy is an insomniac. And he has a lot of toys. He gets them shipped in by train I t… Read More
weekend dog I am walking back from the farmer’s market. A car pulls up next to me. It is my neighbor Mark. Mark is really nice he helped me hang pict… Read More
unfortunate moment #3,00,457.19 From the land of truly bad typos, a really unfortunate Easter greeting sent to a student: “Happy Eater Bunny.” It does not help this stude… Read More
that goofy website Seemaxrun got 12,000 unique visitors last month. Probably because I left town for a week. Whenever I leave town it is a 10,000 month for… Read More
loose change I do not have much to say about this. I think everyone in the U.S. should see it. It is a documentary about 9-11. An alternative … Read More
the space time continuum The world as I know if just shifted. Like a big earthquake thump. Bam! Jessica Simpson turned down an invitation to the White House. She did it… Read More
dear diary Dear Diary : Met Steven for breakfast to give him notes on his new project. Dashed to Four Seasons for my super secret sexy rendezvous with Col… Read More
city rain It is a beautiful night tonight. It is raining in Los Angeles. I have the big glass doors open so the air can come in. It is not like country r… Read More
something is searching You know of all the cities in the U.S. — That I have been in, New Orleans was always the one I liked. The one I thought, if I could live … Read More
haggis be damned So Pooks sent me this link — Date a Hot Scot. You vote for the sexiest Scot [which to me means sexiest kilt] and are entered to win a fre… Read More