haggis be damned So Pooks sent me this link — Date a Hot Scot. You vote for the sexiest Scot [which to me means sexiest kilt] and are entered to win a fre… Read More
bring on the fries So Sunday is my birthday. I do the Max thing. I tell people on Thursday that Sunday is the big night and where I will be. My birthday celebrati… Read More
cut cats and politics Okay here is the cut cat — And I do mean cut. Look at that monster. [That is Twink and that totally cracks me up.] [Also Twink is not my … Read More
the crimson car coat I have come to a travesty of a realization. I am boring. This is a terrible thing to realize. My cat was interesting. My dogs were interesting.… Read More
dog year dog rules The party was fun. Dog wore Mardis Gras beads and a shirt that on the back said “My Year My Rules” — and had this giant chick… Read More
year of the dog I am getting worried about this blog — It seems to be all about snails. And, natch, I found ANOTHER SNAIL. I swear there is a snai… Read More
snail update news In snail update news — [Never in my life did I imagine I would be writing “snail update news” ever] The snail and the snail… Read More
no quero taco bell snail I have this rogue snail. It happened innocent like and all. I sent some plants to live at a friend’s while I was in domicile turmoil. The… Read More
ten things i learned in hollywood About Restaurants : Beware the salad it is an art form in Hollywood and does not arrive in nice manageable bite size chunks. About Cell Phones … Read More
meme what? Okay Pooks has been — Explaining memes to me. [Yipes.] So, um, here I am playing well with others doing a freaking “meme.” [I… Read More
my glass heart So. It is 2006. A bright new shiny year. Full of potential. In a bright new shiny apartment. No more … Read More