annette’s whale There was this woman — Named Annette when I was little who was friends with my parents. She was very glamorous and dashing, and tall [or … Read More
screenwriter — hero of action In the way of most people who discover a new super power [wow, I am God, I can post a YouTube movie on the blog] I am about to go crazy with my… Read More
dare food You know just how hungry — People have been in the past by what it is they eat. People talk about the Irish famines? Come on, the Irish a… Read More
red velvet cake and other urban legends I always thought red velvet cake was a myth. I mean, sure, you hear about it once in a while. Once in a long while. Like, um, exactly once. In … Read More
my whacky friends So I am having this convo with AJ and Kitty online last night and Kitty says she has this song I have to listen to for Christmas, and I say coo… Read More
jesus was a democrat Cripes. It is December 21. This means for sure I must face the fact Christmas is mere days away and can no longer linger in my more normal fugu… Read More
the place where waves shake sand in circles This is an old thought. I wrote it for siliconsalley.com but that was a long time ago and I thought I would bring it here now. the place where … Read More
a squirrel that looked like hitler I am not sure exactly how to do this but this is funny as hell and we need a lighter mood around here so here is hoping it works. Okay. It did … Read More
i’m still here I was going to– Write this big long preamble to this. I changed my mind. I’m Still Here What concerns me about “polite” rape … Read More
flyer girls gone bad Yes. It is another pirated essay. I am quick with that stuff you know. This day’s pirated essay was written in 2001 which was a pretty exciting … Read More
condescending I wrote this after my first “Guild” meeting. It was an orientation meeting. My introduction to the Writer’s Guild of America, West. The d… Read More
why i like william shatner Since you made the trip — [and it may have been a long trip too there is a string of links behind this new blog] I figure I better post s… Read More
and now in an uncharacteristically impetuous move Okay now I am playing with an entirely different template. How, um, out of character. [not really] p.s. since i am not being funny today and th… Read More
feeding the blog Okay, I have not been feeding the blog. I know that. But, I have been doing THINGS blog. That counts, right? THINGS blog? See, I have discovere… Read More
convos between me and aj aj [4:14 AM]: Adams. aj [4:14 AM]: You need to tend to your blog. aj [4:14 AM]: It is feeling neglected. max [4:14 AM]: I know. Sigh. aj [4:14 … Read More
rupert This is Rupert. He is a friend’s dog. This photo is just too great. To me that photo of Rupert is so damn cute he had to make a second ap… Read More