murder mayhem & the bride
Was talking about arbitrary acts of violence and murder [Ginny has a dark side] but that does not happen all that often statistically if you are murdered odds are it is by someone who shares your last name. Fortunately for me I have totally so solved this dilemma I am just not changing my last name ever.
No murder for me.
[Well unless I marry Valliant. If I marry Valliant I have to change my name and that would complicate but Valliant is in EASTERN CANADA and hello NO PASSPORT.]
That just leaves me with one person to watch out for. The only person in my family who shares my last name. My father. Hmm. Probably I should do something about him.
*pre-emptive strike is a legal defense right?