Today the printer and toilet and dvd player will fix themselves, the June royalty check will be five times what you expect, you will miraculously find a new lightbulb stashed under the sink — right next to the dishwashing soap you thought was under there too, your downstairs neighbor will visit with toggles, all the bad neighbors will move out, scripts will read themselves, the director will say she could not wait and accidentally cast and set up the script at a studio already she hopes you do not mind, Brian will send the Viper Room photos, and a Canadian you have a hot crush on will email you a serenade.
Also your butt will get perkier for no apparent reason.
You lucky bastard.
Love and Kisses,
Max’s revenge totally trumps Susan’s revenge, right? Say right damn you I need to hear it.