max's green & thrifty household hints
From the bathroom sink. Roll them into little mint balls. This saves water and hello all good hostesses offer their guests nice mints after dinner.
2. After meals, put plates on the floor. Put them back in the cupboard after the dog licks them clean. This saves water AND energy and hello no troublesome dishwasher loading and unloading. Yay!
3. Blot your lipstick on your wine glasses. You know you were going to get lipstick all over those glasses anyway and this saves tissue — hello people saved tissue equals saved trees!
4. Why water a lawn when you can spray paint it? With a few covert cans of Krylon your lawn will be green all year long — no pesky mowing or watering required. Yay!
5. Why expend artistic energy carrying trash to a dumpster when that 9 to 5 drone next door has nothing better to do? Just leave trash bags in front of your neighbor’s door. Only one person carrying trash spells less carbon dioxide yay!