max prognosticates on search engine questions & really worries about those gummy bears
Looking at search engine terms it is clear many people on the web are seriously lost and confused. Fortunately I am a giver so in the interests of helping out here, here you go Lost And Confused Search Engine Peeps.
1. Mirco is here: Mirco.
[Mirco is also mine so quit it you pervos.]
2. Jared Padalecki’s towel episode [and episode better mean television episode because anything else would just be wrong] is here: Pervos do too many searches for Jared Padalecki in a towel.
[Listen I know he is cute but you are doing this all wrong. Get the YouTube and put him on your blog like God intended. Sheesh. Do I have to think of everything here?]
3. If you are doing this many searches for gangrene info it is time to see a doctor. Really. I mean it. Pick up that phone and dial.
5. There is only one way to get the Club Penguin jackhammer. The old fashioned way. Buy it.
6. No. Flyers on windshields do not work.
7. Koko learned English to flirt up William Shatner. We all did.
8. Yes there is a pet food recall. Go read about it right now.
9. No you should not stick a pin through a gummy bear.
10. No you should not have sexual fantasies about gummy bears.
[And since this is not David Letterman and I am not held down to a ten count.]
11. NO YOU SHOULD NOT SEARCH OUT THE TERM PORNO GUMMY BEAR.
p.s.: yes, jensen ackles is in a towel too but i hear his mother surfs the net so i am not telling you that