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marketing genius!

 

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According to my inbox, men are interested in:

•Hot Asian chicks
•Hot Russian chicks
•Hot Filipino chicks

AND MONSTROUSLY LARGER PENISES!

 


 

I cannot be Russian, Filipino, or Asian, but —

GENIUS!

I can totally sell larger penises.

 


 

All you have to put in the box is a magnifying glass and instructions to not use it in direct sunlight, right?

I am going to be so rich.

Yay!

 

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