"like a vegetable"
This is totally —
My new favorite saying: Like a vegetable.
I picked that up on Woe’s blog. A seemingly normal person who was actually bat shit crazy kept tossing dark looks at Woe at the library reference desk and muttering, “That’s it, keep laughing… like a vegetable.”
This is better than tagging “in bed” on to the end of sentences. “I was rearranging the furniture, like a vegetable.” “He kissed me, like a vegetable.” “Shut up and drink your scotch, like a vegetable.”
That is hilarious to me.
*let’s not look too close here at the fact my new favorite phrase originated with a bat shit crazy person