letters from the ethos : when homeland security attacks


venus de mailDear Blonde Assassin —

I’ve gotten hate mail about some posts I wrote.

Plus someone from Homeland Security crawled around my blog.

I’m starting to thinks it’s funny.

What should I do?

The Dark Invader



Dear Dark Invader :

More gummy bear porn.

Love and Kisses,

The Blonde Assassin



You too can write the blonde assassin
Send email to :
blonde_assassin at celluloidblonde dot com



where the art work comes from :
that is venus de mail from boeke

8 Responses to letters from the ethos : when homeland security attacks

  1. Hurrah!
    The Blonde Assasin Saves The Day(AGAIN!)
    The Dark Invader

  2. Oh I missed the gummy bear porn, damn.

  3. max

    Thank God Dark Invader and Robo write. No one else sends good mail to the Blonde Assassin.

  4. Wellll…can I “co-author” letters too?
    Just Curious
    The Dark Invader

  5. max

    Of course. I will be suspicious if Bruce Campbell writes in though.

  6. Hey, stranger things have happened.

  7. I would tell Dark Invader to yell SPAAAAARTA!

  8. max

    Oh my God. You guys have to see this. [Okay it has adult content and is not safe for work or moms so be sure your boss or mom is not looking over your shoulder when you hit this.]

    gummy bear sex

    Where is Pants? This will slay her.

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