letters from the ethos : the experiment begins
Dear Max Adams :
I’m confused. As I’m sure others have pointed out [um, no] you have not one, but two men’s names. I’m inclined to believe you are, in fact, a woman, because of the title of your blog, and your user-name picture, but I have been fooled before.
Dear Fooled Before : This is what happens when you pick up young attractive women in the mens’ bathroom.
I mean, yeah, Max for Maxine. So, that makes sense. But then, why shorten it? I guess it is sort of catchy. Max Adams.
Yeah. I like that. In fact, I might change my name to Max Adams. You don’t mind, do you?
Dear Name Usurper :
There can be only one.
ps : it is not maxine it is mikhaila max dannielle — freak
Dear : Max Adams, Ma’am. Just call me Max Adams.
I was just writing to inform you that a mutual friend from High school, Jimmy Joe, died. Conjunctivitis or toe rot or something.
See you at the funeral.
You bring the cake. I’ll bring the balloons.
Dear Conjuntivitis Toe Rott Guy : Nice try but Jimmy Joe is alive and well in Buenos Something Or Other in a witness protection program and I am not wearing that prom dress again so quit asking — freak.
Dear Max :
If you are reading this letter it’s because I have failed on my mission. I played it by the rules. I couldn’t pull it off and they made me almost immediately. I had to abort plan A and improvise. I quite literally had them by the balls. That’s when it happened. I realized, I was holding the father of my future children captive.
Dear Has Them By The Balls :
You and Fooled Again Guy need to stop groping attractive teenage girls in men’s rest rooms.
I still have six pack and long goldy locks of hair….but yet no posts about me for months.
Does are love not still burn like a candle in the wind?
p.s. If this is about that gay porno video I totally only did that for the money.
Nice try TJ. Fresh!
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