letters from the ethos : saturday's child
Did you get laid under the moon during the eclipse?
If not, why not?
If so, when are you posting the explicit photos with graphic detail?
I’d hate to miss those.
Dear JanieBelle —
Wait, back up. I mean, um —
Dear Hopeful Romantic :
Tragically I had such a spectacular accident with six inch heels during the eclipsed moon I am currently restrained by court order from releasing photos [which were only possible using a whole bunch of mirrors and ultra light photography — did I get that right? — yet somehow some way those photos got taken — neighbors they can be so crafty and helpful during legal proceedings don’tcha know and especially when they have telescopes who knew?] but as soon as I get that court order restraining thingamajig lifted, I promise, you get photos first.
Love and Kisses,
The Blonde Assassin
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