letters from the ethos : my gallant robocop
Dear Blonde Assassin —
It appears you have a couple of insalubrious jackasses who have become quite a nuisance to you. This is not acceptable to me.
I am writing to request your permission to dispose of them.
I believe you still have my number from last time should you wish to use my services.
Sincerely,
RobocopbKit/418.9.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Safari/419.3
Dear Robo :
Permission granted. Terminate with extreme prejudice.
Love and Kisses,
The Blonde Assassin
Dear Blonde Assassin —
I’m being bad. I mean, I’m being real bad. I’m sitting in front of my computer reading your latest post and my left hand’s palm is full of M&Ms. Milk chocolate M&Ms. The real M&Ms. Sent directly from the States. Heading directly to my stomach. I’m so enjoying them.
The Greek
Say Robo :
Could you take care of The Greek too?
Love and Kisses,
The Blonde Assassin
You too can write the blonde assassin
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14 Responses to letters from the ethos : my gallant robocop
Insalubrious Jackasses
There’s one for the Google Search Engine.
amm
Okay, you and the Greek are getting chocolates in the mail.
Where’s mine?
See Max I told you that you inspired people to eat chocolate.
I would keep my eye on that Greek. She food taunts then claims her innocence through “language barriers”.
You know that Greek is dancing on a glass while she eats those M&M’s. Wicked wicked Greek.
[ps : is it just me or do I so need a new image for the letters that is not a brunette — at the time it seemed right but letters to blonde assassin headed with a black haired goth chick, hmm]
Argh!!!! I was shot by a freakin robot…!!!
I thought she was in disguise….
amm
It is too late to pretend that was the idea all along and I was being smart and stuff, right?
Wow, blowback.
What will the Blonde Assassin do now that her cover been compromised?
amm
That is a trick question to get me to reveal my new cover right?
Wow.
You ARE good.
:-)
Your Fan
The Dark Invader
Is Robo trying to milk you for money? Catch me around a certain time of the month – I’ll do it for free. Hell I need practice if I’m going to make this dominatrix thing work.
Naw. Robo is totally gallant.