letters from the ethos : mayhem monday
Dear Blonde Assassin —
Today my husband opened up our fridge and saw that I had stocked up on eggs….lots and lots of eggs.
And then he saw the toilet paper…lots and lots of toilet paper in the hall closet.
I said it was all on sale so I just stocked up.
I almost had him sold until he found my stash of silly string and my brand new Halloween mask [rotted corpse with the missing eye] under our bed.
I’ve been busted…what should I do?
The Worried Dark Invader
Dear Dark Invader :
Take off your clothes.
[No not for me — fresh! — for the husband it will distract him.]
Love and Kisses,
The Blonde Assassin
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7 Responses to letters from the ethos : mayhem monday
Dear Blonde Assassin,
This is going to be SUCH a fun Halloween.
The Dark Invader.
I bet. [Just how many of those little kids to you plan to paste with those eggs?]
I’m gonna do Insanity Proud…let’s put it that way :-)
Wow this is going to be one hell of a Halloween in Lynnwood.
:-)
It’s going to be a short trip
I’m confused. Why would anyone on a bodybuilding diet need string and a mask?
She is doing dominatrix gigs on the side.