letters from the ethos : mayhem monday
Today my husband opened up our fridge and saw that I had stocked up on eggs….lots and lots of eggs.
And then he saw the toilet paper…lots and lots of toilet paper in the hall closet.
I said it was all on sale so I just stocked up.
I almost had him sold until he found my stash of silly string and my brand new Halloween mask [rotted corpse with the missing eye] under our bed.
I’ve been busted…what should I do?
The Worried Dark Invader
Dear Dark Invader :
Take off your clothes.
[No not for me — fresh! — for the husband it will distract him.]
Love and Kisses,
The Blonde Assassin
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