letters from the ethos : bruce campbell sunday
It’s come to my attention that there’s this contest being held in Canada where I’m going to be chained to the bottom of vat filled with Diet Coke and Booze. Two women are suppose to drink their way to the bottom before I drown.
This is a joke — right?
If it’s not?
I beg of you…
A dental plan is your reward should you decide to take up this challenge.
Dear B.C. :
Suck it up, Chin Boy.
Love and Kisses,
The Blonde Assassin
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