just say no to....
CANCER
Clingy, emotional, and very private — it is hard to escape a Cancer’s clutches. And while Cancer will want to know everything about you, they’re anything but open in return.
[Good to know.]
Instead try dating : Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, or Aquarius.
[You mean, vain, promiscuous, two faced, or myself?]
[I so see problems here.]
[Also this is especially funny to me this month.]
:::what sign should you not date:::
25 Responses to just say no to….
Me:
Never Date a Libra
Indecisive, flirtatious, and downright deceptive – your Libra will tell you what you want to hear.
Problem is they’ll be telling *everyone* what they want to hear.
[Those Libras]
Instead try dating: Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, or Scorpio
I got the same thing – never a Cancer.
I think that the person who wrote this Quiz had serious problems with the sign Cancer- I mean, did yo see the questions?
It’s like being pushed through a cattle shoot.
amm
I am a cancer and they’re telling me never to date a cancer. So I’m supposed to hate myself, I guess? Newsflash: Most cancers do.
I dislike Libras.
Well, Max, good to know we are not compatible dating wise lol
BTW, give Leos and Sags a break. They really are great people. I’ve actually found Sags to be more clingy than Cancers…so while they’re cheating on you they won’t you let go…
Never Date a Virgo
Demanding, picky, and a total perfectionist – there’s no way you want to live up to Virgo’s standards.
It’s not that you couldn’t please a Virgo… you would just hate yourself for doing it.
Instead try dating: Libra, Leo, Aquarius, or Aries
What Sign Shouldn’t You Date?
That is so true! BTW, who did you choose as your ideal man? For some reason I chose Nick Lachey.
Anyway, this quiz is unrealistic because…where’s the “make up sex” option for question four?
Hey, I just realized Cancer is bad for you…you know who is Cancer …
I thought it said “who would you least want to date” and I picked Tom Cruise. Gulp.
At the moment it seems like just about everyone is cancer. You. Ms. Pants. Rain. Valliant….
This is why I prefer the clean and simple scientific method: http://www.calculator.com/calcs/lovecalculator.php
Just put the names in the calculator and Bob’s your uncle.
According to the calculator Johnny Depp and I have an 89% chance of a successful relationship. Hot damn!
JUST SAY NOT TO:
Toxic Rat Urine-
Who is that a knockin’ on your door Max?
Could it be The Google Search Engine?
amm
ps congrats on Johnny Depp Open Channel
no cancers here either…i
it says try leo, sagittarius, gemin, and aquarius. i am a Leo so I know better, and the other three make me nuts
maybe its time for a little inter-species romance
Wow. Anita. It said that?
I did not know Toxic Rat Urine was an astrological sign. Which zodiac is that from?
It’s in the House of Gummy Bear Porn.
I asked Susan.
amm
I am going to go hide with Es.
Never Date a Gemini
Uncommitted, unfocused, and more selfish than they let on – a gemini is a full time project you don’t want to take on.
You may be attracted to a Gemini’s wit and energy, but you’ll be exhausted after an hour!
Instead try dating: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, or Capricorn
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See, now, I answered those questions based on how things are rather than how I would like them to be…. Hmmmm…
I think anybody who headlines her blog with CANCER owes everyone an apology for the .333 second heart stop. Woman, you scared me to death. And I am so not taking this quiz!
Oops. Sorry about that.
Never date a cancer.
So true about Geminis, Sulya…
Demanding, picky, and a total perfectionist – there’s no way you want to live up to Virgo’s standards.
It’s not that you couldn’t please a Virgo… you would just hate yourself for doing it.
Instead try dating: Libra, Leo, Aquarius, or Aries
Oh, the head was NEVER DATE A VIRGO
Whew. Good thing for the German he is an Aries.
Of course you are about to give birth to a Virgo.
Never date an aries.. Im a leo and this was so true.. aries are down right selfish and impatient.