jesus was a democrat
This means for sure I must face the fact Christmas is mere days away and can no longer linger in my more normal fugue state of “Christmas is ages away” denial. I guess I better get with that holiday spirit.
In the spirit of Christmas and the celebration of the birth of Christ which will no doubt be exercised in malls across the country featuring large men in ill fitting red plush suits with faux fur lapels [don’t sit on his lap, don’t do it, aahhh!] I thought maybe I should post something about Jesus. It is his birthday, after all.
Jesus was a Democrat.
This came up after the last [disastrous] presidential election when some of us in the forum were pondering whether Jesus could have beaten George Bush in the election and we pretty much figured he could not have but since my [too smart too good looking but I tolerate her anyway because she is funny and entertaining enough to forgive her those sins] friend Colleen said it best I will quote her :
“No way could Jesus have beaten Bush. His campaign platform: feed the hungry, take care of the sick, give to the poor… clearly he’s one of those ‘bleeding heart liberals.’ Plus he would not have a military service record, being a pacifist… clearly he has no ‘resolve’ — he must hate our troops. Plus there’s the matter of his friendships with prostitutes, his forgiveness of adulterers, etc… clearly he has no moral values. Assuming the Democrats would have chosen him as their candidate in the first place — which they wouldn’t have (he’s too ‘unelectable’) — the Republicans wouldn’t have voted for him, they would have assassinated him. Again.”
Hmm. Pretty rocky track record there, Jesus. That is okay though. It is your birthday. You get cake and ice cream on your birthday no matter how dubious your presidential potential. And hey, you do good box office you have a real shot in Hollywood if that politics thing does not work out.
Love and Kisses,
Your Holiday Spirit Adams Girl