i put on my glasses


I am far sighted.

I can read a street sign fifty blocks away. Close up, I cannot read the directions on a box of Thanksgiving stuffing.

I only pull out my glasses in public in restaurants. To read the menu.

I was with a man the other night at a restaurant. I pulled out my glasses. He said, “That is your sexy Palin look.”

I said, What?

And not in a nice way.

He said, It is a compliment. Lots of guys think she is hot.

To me rock stupid is not hot.


where the art work comes from :
that is from androgynousectomorph

0 Responses to i put on my glasses

  1. Intelligence is hot, as in Tina Fey

    At this side of the pond Palin is percieved a bit scary. Please, don’t vote her into that white house of yours

  2. max

    We are doing our best to keep her out.

  3. I liked glasses on women a long, long, long, long, long time before anyone thought Palin was hawt. As for Palin, she reminds me of a bad LensCrafters ad.

  4. Kym

    Hey, you came off looking good either way. Yesterday, my father-in-law told me that my voice sounded like hers.

    I always liked my voice… now I’m trying to lower it and I sound like Darth Vader.

  5. Sarah

    Please tell me you kicked him in the soft spots?

  6. Oh…ouch! What an insult! I’m with Sarah.

  7. Apparently Alec Baldwin thinks she’s hot too [SNL last week.]

  8. If I told my girlfriend she “looked” smart like Sarah Palin, that would be the end of that relationship.

  9. The guy needs a little How To Be A Man 101 – no woman really wants to be perceived as hot “like” any other female, they want to have their own hotness. As for Sarah Palin, I wish she would just give back all those clothes and return to her job running the state, we like her up here warts and all . . . and of course because she is kinda hot, like Tina Fey :o)

  10. You’re not thinking like a guy, Max. Your date never factored in the rock-stupid part. Just that chicks in glasses are hot. So is morning hair and when you wear our shirts.

    And plus he probably thinks they give her super powers. I mean, hell, she can see Russia with those babies on.

  11. max

    Um. I am supposed to think like a guy now? When is it the guy’s turn to think like a girl?

  12. Bah, thinking like a guy is easy. Just shut off 1/4 – 1/2 of your brain cells and don’t let your eyes wander above chest level.

    On the other hand, I’m almost positive asking us to think like y’all would require some sort of expensive upgrade.

  13. max

    I am holding out for Guy.1.2.0.

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