i put on my glasses
I can read a street sign fifty blocks away. Close up, I cannot read the directions on a box of Thanksgiving stuffing.
I only pull out my glasses in public in restaurants. To read the menu.
I was with a man the other night at a restaurant. I pulled out my glasses. He said, “That is your sexy Palin look.”
I said, What?
And not in a nice way.
He said, It is a compliment. Lots of guys think she is hot.
To me rock stupid is not hot.