i have so solved global warming
Totally solved this global warming sitch.
Global warming is happening because heat gets trapped by the atmosphere and bounced back at Earth and just keeps rolling around trapped in the atmosphere building up right?
Okay to stop this clearly we need a hole in the atmosphere to let the heat out. And doy, we already have a hole in the atmosphere. We just need to make it bigger. Yay!
[I am so smart.]
Everyone go out right now and purchase aerosol hairspray and use it a lot. Spray it on you. Spray it on strangers. Buy more and spray it on the mailman. Spray that aerosol can like it is perfume in a whorehouse. That will totally open up that hole in the atmosphere and whammo —
[ha, rain so cannot pin that polar bear on me now]