i have decided to be asian
I have decided to be Asian.
There are good reasons for this.
I love white go go boots. All Asian girls look good in white go go boots.
I look like I am in costume when I wear white go go boots.
Asian girls can wear sweat shirts and hoodies and it looks like a fashion statement.
When I wear sweat shirts and hoodies, I look like an under dressed German tourist.
Asian girls can wear flat heeled sneakers and they look cute and adorable and like they have Cinderella feet.
When I wear flat heeled sneakers, I look short and like I have big feet.
I just don’t see anything going wrong with this plan. Also it is for fashion. You can’t argue with fashion, dammit!