02 Oct 2007 seemaxrun 16 Comments humor, life with animals Permalink i had to steal the squirrel I stole that squirrel from Stiletto. I am not sure why I find small debauched mammals so funny. *ps : stil, why is your blog missing? 16 Responses to i had to steal the squirrel Kitty October 2, 2007 at 1:39 am There never was a Stiletto. You dreamed her up. Sike. Isn’t she moving too? max October 2, 2007 at 2:01 am She is thinking about relocating. Of course that is just in my head since I made her up wow I wonder what the waiters thought when I scarfed down dinner and drinks for two. Kitty October 2, 2007 at 2:12 am What? We are talking about a creative screenwriter here. They had no idea of what was going on… Maybe something like this: Max:I have to go use the phone. Max returns as Stil (wearing a brown wig). “Stil”: Have you seen my friend? Waiter: She went use the phone. “Stil”: I’ll go get her. I’m sure the waiter just wondering whether he should ask out the blonde or the brunette. max October 2, 2007 at 3:22 am Stil would be total work. She has a little girl Marilyn voice. I have a bedroom Bacall voice. I can do Marilyn. But. Going back and forth would really only work before the second flask of saki, after that it would be fool’s paradise knowing who the hell I was now. dailytri October 2, 2007 at 7:48 am Did you see her post on how Al Copeland (of Copeland’s and Popeye’s Chicken) attempted to feel her up in Vegas? She was royally miffed and blogged about it. I wonder if her legal counsel advised her to go quiet. Da, da, da dummmm (humming Perry Mason tune). max October 2, 2007 at 5:22 pm I did see that. We are boycotting Pop Eye’s Chicken now. Stiletto October 3, 2007 at 3:51 pm Al Copeland is a total jack ass. I am much less offended (and for some odd reason – flattered) at the four men trying to solicit me in the casino than I am at him; perhaps because you’d expect that someone in his position comes with class and manners, too. It’s not just the tomfoolery, it’s the arrogance and disrespect and nothing irks me more than stupid rich guys who think they are above the social rules of engagement. Tri, my inner voice told me to revise that post and be more discreet so I’m working on it, just haven’t had time. By the way, Max should be writing a diet book called Svelte Untouched: Eating For Two and Lovin’ Every Minute of It! Stiletto October 3, 2007 at 3:52 pm Popeye’s will eat away at the lining of your stomach. Support the Colonel! Stiletto October 3, 2007 at 3:54 pm PS Did you eat the leftovers in the fridge, Max? max October 3, 2007 at 9:36 pm Yes I did and they were delicious. Stiletto October 3, 2007 at 10:07 pm Glad I didn’t mark my territory by spitting in it! Stiletto October 3, 2007 at 10:08 pm P.S. I’ll have you know, I ate about two pounds of meat tonight. So :(- max October 3, 2007 at 10:32 pm I ate pizza and vegged out with Heroes disks. It was great. A day with no emergency deadlines looming. Yay! Pingback: tale of the white ninja squirrel « celluloid blonde Stiletto October 4, 2007 at 6:47 am You definitely deserve to be rewarded. I’ll dig up more debauched animal pics! max October 4, 2007 at 11:00 am Yay! Leave a ReplyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.