horoscope neglect
So usually by this time Girl AJ and I would have loaded grenades and rocket launchers and body armor and gone in and checked horoscopes.
And actually we did do that. We were loaded for bear — or Susan, whichever is scariest and having run into bear AND Susan it might be Susan since there is no scientific proof bear spray has any effect on Susan — on the 1st. And —
Susan did not have the horoscopes up.
Jeez. Susan. What a slacker.
So now it is the 7th and AJ and I have not organized scheds at all and we have just not even gone back to Susan’s.
[See what happens when you slack, Susan? You are a slacker astrologist.]
Probably as a result our horoscopes are spinning out of control and all kinds of mayhem awaits us without warning.
*Okay, now I am the goat. Susan’s mother has been in the hospital for two weeks in serious condition and I am running on her about getting horoscopes up a day late. Running on Susan is an art form around here. I do not enjoy seeing her mother ill though. So, feel better Susan’s Little Mom.
26 Responses to horoscope neglect
I would gladly help you Foxwoman, but I burnt out my horoscope mojo a week or so ago. I hope your fate does not become too fustigated.
Well I think Susan is trying to lull me into a false sense of security I have only checked Capricorn so far and it is very breezy but she is lying about love again. Dumb Susan.
What the fustigated is he talking about? Anyway, Max, Yesterday, I saw a few hot guys that looked like they could tie a knot for you. There were surgeons! Last time I went i was in shoe lust and yesterday, I didn’t notice any shoes. Hot guys in scrubs everywhere.
Jennifer, you were surrounded by hot guys in scrubs and you thought of me?
Okay, listen, next time you are surrounded by hot guys in scrubs, do not think of me, think of you and pounce like a wild cat.
You still have Susan in the “people who suck” category on your blogroll.
Well just because her mom is sick, that does not mean she does not suck. I hope her mom gets better and all but she has been torturing and mocking me for years one sick mom does not change that.
“Well just because her mom is sick, that does not mean she does not suck.”
See you are logical.
Just don’t fustigate yourself lol
Jennifer, you were surrounded by hot guys in scrubs and you thought of me?
Okay, listen, next time you are surrounded by hot guys in scrubs, do not think of me, think of you and pounce like a wild cat.
No doubt, Jennifer. What the hell were you thinking? Once you’re through, send me the scrubs so I can role play.
My horoscope cracks me up:
“You will be on the receiving end of plenty of professional opportunities, ones that will truly fit your experience and expertise. VIPs will be within reach, and some will want to go out of their way to help you.”
Oh joy! More sugar daddies!
“Another way it may touch you is that if you have hoped to have a baby, this full moon could bring the exciting news of pregnancy.”
Note to self: Old Man is wearing a hat.
“You’ve been concerned about money lately…”
Good Lord she’s good! How did she know?
Look Max!
SATURDAY, MAY 19, 2007, 3:00 to 4:30 PM
Apple Store
1248 Third Street Promenade
Santa Monica, CA 90401
Phone: (310) 576-1011
Susan’s going to be near you! Now you can give her a piece of your mind!
BTW, why does she call her mom Little Mom?
” Little mom” is little, she’s short.
I was engaged to a doctor, I already know I don’t have what it takes.
Max, is smarted enough and…… other things enough to handle it.
On the other hand, I am a summer loving kind of girl and it’s time to get my slate out and go wild cat on them.
What do you mean you don’t have what it takes? DO you mean, to put up with his absence?
Jen, you do not have to marry him.
Stil, no way am I getting near Susan. People already give me suspicious looks after last time she was in L.A. and had an accident.
“This full moon could bring the exciting news of pregnancy.”
Gee, Valliant is a Cancer too.
I like men who leave often, and that are gone a lot. My husband was in the Navy, it’s why my marriage lasted as long as it did.
Remember the comment/joke Max made about I have no interest in any man who wants to be “dominated.” It came to mind while talking to a motivated surgeon, who clearly wasn’t interested in being dominated or anything close to it so it brought to mind Max and then I remembered the rope comment (I am not so hard to control. All it takes is rope. ) and I thought how surgeons tie knotts and I started to giggle and so he tought I was slightly nuts……..I didn’t care, he was still looking hot in those scrubs.
I am twisted when it comes to men and I don’t want to be fixed. I am done with doctors and sailors….
I’m just saying, he’d wanna marry you, Max. So if you get invited to a charity thing, you should go……
I dunno, Jen. Men in driven professions usually want a wife who revolves around them and takes care of all the mundane details of life so they do not have to. I am sort of not a mundane details of life girl.
Oh, yeah, that’s right, Max.
Gee, Valliant, fed ex me some sperm so I can knock myself up!
Actually, some of the most mind blowing you know what have been with Cancer – oh, never mind!
I dunno, Jen. Men in driven professions usually want a wife who revolves around them and takes care of all the mundane details of life so they do not have to. I am sort of not a mundane details of life girl.
Oh that is so true.
I don’t see Max as that type either.
I am done with doctors and sailors….
Are you sure, Jennifer? I know a hot little 19 year old pre med guy at the gym AND he is so mature!
Max, You delegate the mundae to the housekeeper and the nanny. This guy had the chase in his eyes.
Stil, No to 19, no to gym guys and hell no to sailors…. oh and no, to maturity!
No to maturity? lol
Well, then, I might have to say yes then…of course I’m not dumb enough to post that on MY blog – at least not until AFTER the Bahamas!
My horoscope was amazingly accurate today for a change.
“You will wake up and discover that the person sharing your bed is a total stranger with whom you have nothing in common. Later, you will rescue an upside-down turtle from being run over on the highway and during the evening hours, you will have a blast of creativity that will make you forget the train wreck your life has become.”
Sure enough, I woke up this morning. How freaky is that?
I so need to be reading Richard’s astrologist.
Max, here’s your horoscope for today:
Your wit will spread like wildfire around the planet, bringing joy and laughter to millions. On the romantic side, men will offer to engage in lewd acts with ties, ropes, and German chocolate cake. In business, many will come to you for much needed advice as to their career path but will, sadly, not listen to your wisdom. Today could be an important day for pursuing your dream of joining the circus. Be on the lookout for clowns bearing employment applications.
I like that. It made me laugh.
Be on the lookout for clowns bearing employment applications.
I think Max is reading their scripts.