nude in rocking chairHmm.

It is January 14. That means I have exactly a month to find a sexy boyfriend to shower me with Valentine’s Day prizes.

[Less if I want to be showered with birthday prizes too.]

Somehow I am skeptical this will happen.


ps : i saw the best film tonight it is a love story sweet land if you get a chance to see it you want to

pps : really, see this film, i now have such a crush on tim guinee


where the art work comes from :
that is nude by ziliafoto

23 Responses to hmm

  1. I wouldn’t imagine that getting a boyfriend would be too hard for you Max… Hang in there!

  2. max

    You are such a sweet talking librarian Woe.

  3. I’ve seen this guy on tv- he is pretty cute.

  4. I’ve looked for the “Sweet Land” script online [based on your rec in the forum] and can’t find it.

  5. F*ck! that means there is only one month til V-day and I have no idea what I might do for my new girlfriend. Thanks for the reminder Max. Now shell out some ideas! And BTW, Sweet Land was written and directed by Ali Selam, a Minneapolis native. I haven’t rented the DVD but it’s on my list!

  6. max

    Anita, isn’t he? Woof.

    Michele, it is an independent, it might be very hard to find in script form. Rent the dvd. [Also it is a very subtle script, those are harder to learn from than a script like Die Hard which is so in your face classic structure.]

    Tri, you could check out there is always pretty stuff there. Also there is an old rule of thumb – if it plugs into a wall socket it is not romantic. [This does not apply so much if it runs on batteries that recharge from a wall socket.]

    [For some reason I thought you were married Tri, what is this new girlfriend stuff?]

  7. I was married, Max, but have been on my own for two years wading through the world of dating. I recently waded in deep enough to find someone who likes me, so I have something to look forward to this Valentine’s Day.

  8. max

    Uh oh. The world of dating is a hostile environment. But yay! You came back with a girl.

  9. If only there was a website that “sold” sexy boyfriends for Valentine’s Day–that would be a sweet gift, and maybe for a little extra they could dip him in chocolate. Kind of a twist on the old Hershey’s Kiss. Maybe they could have a boyfriend of the month club, complete with seasonal date packages.

    I know, I know, always the entrepreneur. I can’t help it.

  10. max

    You know a line of chocolate boyfriends, kind of like bunnies for Easter only boyfriends for Valentine’s Day, would probably make millions.

  11. That’s what I’m thinking.

  12. I’m fairly romantic on a regular basis, so I find Valentines a little forced and akward. I will usually do something special a few days before, or afterward, to show I care with being manipulated by a greeting card company.

  13. max

    Valliant let’s take a bubble bath.

  14. Valliant the Romantic?

    Has a nice ring to it.

    Now you two play nice in the tub.

  15. max

    Define “nice.”

  16. Don’t squeeze his rubber ducky too hard?

  17. max

    That does not look like a duck to me.

  18. So I was trying to be a comedian, but I guess I’m just a quack.

  19. max

    I always think in bathtubs you should come dirty, play hard.

  20. LMAO

    Interchangeable words.

    Max, please jump the delivery boy.

    At least in your dreams.


    [It my bathtub you come dirty, leave dirty. Have you seen the soap scum in there? It’s atrocious]!

  21. max

    So, um, guests sleep in the room with the litter box and bathe in a soap scummed tub?


  22. Guests sleep in the room with the litter box but the GUEST bathroom is spotless!

  23. max

    Cool I will sleep in the tub. [wink]

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